Sunday, August 30, 2015

Books - A History of the World in 6 Glasses





This book has an interesting premise that ultimately falls short of what is promised but is nevertheless a smart, fast, good read with plenty of facts that will make you sound like a know-it-all around the office.

Here is the idea:  The history of world viewed through the prism of six glasses, specifically six drinks - beer, wine, spirits coffee, tea, and cola.  These six different beverages inform or symbolize an important aspect of world history (or at least western history).  Beer is partly responsible for the rise of agrarian communities, the foundation of civilization itself, offering an easy way to purify and store water, the mild intoxicating effect but a pleasant by-product.  Wine was an important part of establishing patterns of western thought, drank at Greek symposia, parties where men gathered to discuss politics and philosophy that occasionally degenerated into orgies with serving girls, dancers, and probably each other.  Spirits (notably rum) symbolic of exploration and exploitation, as distilled alcohol could be carried long distances on ships and was an important part of fueling the slave trade.

All that's very interesting, but where the book truly shines is when the author talks about coffee and tea.

Alcohol features in three out of the six glasses.  If you have ever read about colonial fare (where you start the day with a tankard of hard cider to go along with your bacon and eggs...cider being safer to drink than water) it's hard to imagine the good people of this country not going around half shot in the ass about half the time (see this charming post on 6 Pounds of Flour on trying to drink like a colonial)....and here comes coffee, the great soberer.  It embodies the spirit of the enlightenment, of reawakening, of thinking and questioning.  Many coffeehouses became places of business (one, in Britain, actually became Lloyd's underwriters) where people joined together to share news.  The author is correct in saying that coffeehouses with their caffeine fueled exchange of information were the "internet" of the 1600 and 1700s.

But it almost didn't happen, and it's because of that old villain of History, The Church Triumphant.

Coffee got its start as a drink in Yemen, and it spread quickly throughout the middle east.  It was brought back to Europe by enterprising traders and The Church was immediately sceptical, feeling that as Muslims had turned their back on Christ by banning wine God had cursed them by supplying them with Coffee, a black, vile, bitter drink.

There were some that disagreed, and finally the matter was referred to none other than Pope Clement VIII, who found that it actually kept him awake during interminable masses and plays put on by the Second String Friar Tuck Theatrical society.  So it's use was condoned, and coffee quickly took hold in Europe.

So that was cool.

The rest of the book:  Britain conquered the world in no small part because they really, really liked tea, and coca-cola followed in America's wake as our nation established itself as a world power.

So is it a "complete" history of world.  Hardly.  But let's not quibble.  This book was a fun little book, and is worth a read.






Saturday, August 8, 2015

Weekly Rundown: Cruz, Debates, and the EPL is Back!

So much is happening that I could write three blog posts!  But I think in the interest of brevity (at least for me, maybe not for you) I will combine all three into a weekly rundown that will probably never be repeated.
So, the weekly rundown.

Cruz!

The Ted Cruz Magical Mystery Tour parked the bus in Washington for the past couple of weeks as Cruz found himself fighting against the twin evils of Iran and Planned Parenthood...which is not such a great joke because there are plenty of people around who actually do think that Iran and Planned Parenthood are Evil.  Still, he found time to make bacon with a machine gun.  This from a man who wants to be leader of the free world. Our attitudes towards guns makes us the laughing stock of the entire world.  But, it has given Cruz nearly 800,000 views in four days.  He has his viral video.


Later, Rachel Maddow rather joyously pointed out that Ted Cruz wasn't actually using a "machine gun" to cook bacon, but rather a semi-automatic AR-15, as if he didn't understand that himself.  Who cares. The elitest left really does little to make the progressive agenda more palatable with crap like that.

So...he's in Washington, but then the Senate braked for its August recess.  How a body that is supposed to be emblematic of all that America is can subject itself to the odious European practice of the August vacation is beyond me.

However credit to Cruz:  instead of departing for the nearest nude beach with a basket full of stinky cheese sandwiches and mineral water he actually flew to Cleveland (CLEVELAND!) for the first debate of the Republican primary season.  In my opinion he did not distinguish himself on a stage shared with 9 other front runners, but on the other hand he didn't do anything to torpedo his campaign, and his tough talk on ISIS may garner him some additional support.

Now Cruz finds himself on his first Bus Tour of the Campaign, winding his way comfortably through the southeastern states that are most likely to garner his support.  Maybe if he can win them over, others will
follow.


Magical Mystery Tour Stats:
Days on Campaign: 139
Days on the Road: 73
Miles traveled:

Lbs of Chicken Consumed:44890

Debate!

I confess, I watched the debate only because Trump was in it, solely for the entertainment value.  Clearly he stole the show, but I really don't believe he is going to win the nomination.  If he does, I don't see how he could win.  But I'm sure people said the same things about Jesse Ventura in Minnessota and we all know how that went.  Sometimes crazy things happen.

As to the others:  I guess I have to agree with the talking heads.  Kasich impressed me with his compassionate conservatism...the prospect of him and Rubio joining forces on a ticket intrigues me.

But aside from those guys I don't think I could throw my support behind any of the other Republican contenders; they are all simply too far to the right.  I'm wary of anyone who suggests we could defeat ISIS in 90 days (one does not simply walk into Mordor) and I was also alarmed by how much many of the Candidates waxed about religion influencing their decision making.  I could go on and on about that, maybe one day I will.  But for now let me simply say that while I have no problem with one's religion forming the ethical basis for their decision making I do have a problem suggesting that Jesus would be rather proud of  our New American Empire built on a military industrial complex with vast consumption of goods at its capitalistic heart. I'd like to know how the Candidates figure on that, as Jesus took a rather flippant view of the great Empire of his day and its treatment of the poor and the oppressed.

Anyway, as long as Trump is in the debates I must admit I will probably keep watching.  Otherwise I'll catch the eventual nominee in the presidential debates later on next year.  Next year!  Ugh....


Premier League!

It's back!  Oh Glorious Day its back!  As I write we are currenlty 15 minutes into the first game of the new Premier League season, Manchester United and Tottenham Hotspur currently locked in a 0-0 draw.  Few things make me happy consistently as settling in to watch a match, and the fact that the Men in Blazers show has also returned makes the new season only sweeter.

But there is one dark cloud on the horizon.  Mr X, our resident Cleveland Browns fan, has just "decided" to become a football fan and has "decided" without much consideration to follow Arsenal. To prove that his blood bleeds red and white (which I guess it actually does, come to think of it, red and white blood cells and what have you....)  he printed out a couple of articles on the history of the club, which I don't think he actually read, and showed them to us at work to burnish his credentials.

This alarms me greatly.  If he actually watches the games and gets informed, becomes an actual supporter of Arsenal, well, then more power to him.  Welcome to a wonderful new world.

But I doubt he will do that.  He will not watch the games, get updates on his phone, and just use it as an opportunity to further insinuate his never-ending stream of bullshirtery into my life.

I have the sense that if a real Arsenal supporter was to walk into the office and talk for football with Mr. X for a few minutes, Mr. X would probably receive a punch in the face for daring to call himself a fan.

Well, we'll see.  For now, to the football!







Sunday, August 2, 2015

Books: In the Company of the Courtesan, by Sara Dunant


So, if you want a good laugh, take this book to work and when some asks you what the book is about tell them the truth:  it's about a high-classed Venetian prostitute and her dwarf side-kick Bucino.  Gets them every time.

That's pretty much the long and "short" of it, HA HA!.  The book opens with Fiametta and her dwarf comfortably situated in Rome, with an army of angry Lutheran protestants at the gate.  The army enters and the 1527 sack of Rome begins.  Fiametta swallows her finest jewels and and escapes with Bucino to Venice, where Fiametta is originally from.  She moves back in to her mom's old house, though her mother is long dead and it is now cared after by a sour old hag, Mergosa.

The two must immediately try and set up shop, but Fiametta's beautiful hair was shorn by Lutheran zealots (I know,  I know, those words don't really go together but it seems once upon a time they did) who did not take kindly to her profession, and she must grow it back and get over other various injuries and the ravages of the road.  They enlist La Draga, a blind apothecary and rumored to be a witch, to help her get back into health.

And they make it.  They really do.  Their trade is set up by allying (blackmailing) with a Roman poet who has ended up in Venice and has ties to Court.  They move into a nice house, and Bucino takes care of the business side of things.  But Fiametta falls in love with a young man of the court, and it threatens to undo all...

Enough.  It had its moments, but there were numerous plot twists that didn't really go anywhere, and were basically only used to set up the next twist, all of them minor.  It's like watching a bad movie, and you hope that there is some major plot twist that makes it all worthwhile, but it never really comes.  This book was better than that, it had some wonderful moments (the sack of Rome is horrifically described and there is some good stuff where Fiametta crosses path with Titian), but in the end it didn't really go much of anywhere, and it fell flat for me.

Sarah Dunant would scoff at me and ask me if I could do better.  Maybe given two months, a quiet house on a lake, a typewriter, a box cigars and crate of vodka, I could.  But for now I must merely give her joy of her success, and beg her pardon for my opinion.

Ted Cruz Magical Mystery Tour - Day 132

Let's have a moment of Truth in honor of Ted Cruz:  

Following a person's campaign for president, day by day, everyday, is boring.  Very, very, very dull.  So I gave up on it for a month or two.  But (and I am a little ashamed to admit this) the recent assholery of one Donald Trump has piqued my interest in the race once more, and so for the last two weeks I have been trying to catch up on Ted Cruz and his Magical Mystery Tour that will very likely only lead to one place:  him dropping out of the race, surrounded by friends, family, and supporters, in one final bland conference center.

So, the stats:  

Ted Cruz has been on the trail (as of yesterday, 8/1/2015) 132 days, during which he has actually been on the road 71 days.  He has traveled a whopping 44,000 miles.  And to his credit he has only consumed approximately 24 lbs of chicken directly related to his campaign.  

Ted Cruz is probably the only candidate in the field to have a tattoo of Winston Churchill on his arm;  Though I hear that Hillary Clinton has one of Mahatma Gandhi on her left breast.
He tends to favor Iowa, visited 11 times, followed closely by South Carolina at 9 visits. He's also  been to Georgia, New Hampshire, Massachusetts, and even California once.  The only time he's seen fit to grace Virginia with his presence at an actual campaign event was his big kick-off in Lynchburg, and the Commonwealth thanks him for that.  He's been up to New York City 8 times for big media days.  Though he is running for president of the entire country he has only visited 14 states in the Union and that includes the non-state of DC.  But we shouldn't hold that against him - Obama has been the president for the past 8 years and only just managed to visit all 50 states at least once during his tenure this past spring.

Mr. Cruz had his first major gaffe while we were away, making a joke about Joe Biden shortly after his son died - it was a part of his normal stump speech and I guess he just sort of didn't think about it.  He apologized immediately.  After that he lied low for a bit, tweeting about re-igniting the promise of America and getting a rash of editorials about the Iran Deal in the papers.  

But then?  Ahh....then in July the book comes out.  


The book!  The obligatory campaign book!  Full of campaign stuff about awesome America is and how it takes a man of consummate awesomeness to lead it to the awesome future it deserves.  He timed the release of the book to coincide with the 4th of July and hit the road, plugging his book on the morning talk shows and then signing books in Texas, Georgia, South Carolina, Iowa, and probably where ever else he gets to go. Best of all, Mr. Cruz got to pick a fight with the New York Times when they refused to let him get on the best-seller list even though his book sold 12,000 copies and probably should have been.  The NYT believed that Cruz and his team had made strategic bulk purchases and that the 12,000 sales mark wasn't "real".  Amazon and Harper Collins both came to Cruz's aid, saying they saw no evidence of such behavior, but the Gray Lady has not budged and Cruz got a little boost to his campaign numbers.  In all fairness to the man, the book is actually supposed to be a good read - far better than your average campaign swill.  I haven't read it, but Time magazine noted that Cruz is a fluid writer and communicator.

For all that?  Based on a RealClearPolitics.com compilation of polls on the Republican hopefulls Cruz sits in the middle of the pack, with poll numbers hovering around 5%.  His highest poll numbers, around 10%, came when he made his initial announcement and was the only man in the race - now there are 17 people vying for the nomination.  That "jump" in the polls for fighting the New York Times only took him from 4 to 5 percent.  Recently he has lost ground in the standings, as Huckabee gains numbers for making his outrageous comments on the Iran Deal that very bluntly reference the Holocaust.  I've got to hand it to Cruz:  I think his ideas are bad ones, but he has run a very principled campaign, trying to use his battles in the Senate over the Iran Deal and de-funding Planned Parenthood to give his campaign some policy oomph that the others perhaps lack.  But as Trump's latest poll numbers show, pandering to the electorate does not mean taking principled stances on policy;  being an ass plays far better.  

Clearly the big hope is that Cruz makes it to the first debate on August 6th, hosted by Fox News.  Only the top 10 in the polls will make it, though those being left out will get to participate in a lesser "NIT" debate airing earlier.  Currently Cruz sits 8th and his poll numbers (roughly 5%) remain stubborn.  

The strategy must follow from there, and it's likely based on getting more numbers as people drop out.  Maybe some of the 1%'ers leave the race, and maybe Cruz can gather some of those people in his flock. Maybe when Trump finally collapses (though as he hasn't yet its hard to imagine what will finally bring about his downfall) some of those numbers will go to Cruz...Cruz has been less vitriolic in his denouncements of "The Donald" then the other candidates have been, and maybe he is hoping that he is seen as The Thinking Man's Trump, a more viable alternative who is kind of like Trump but actually not a total dick and therefore more likely to make it to Washington, a city known for high levels of dick tolerance that must still draw the line somewhere.  

Well, that's all for now.  Ted Cruz is likely hunkered down in Texas getting ready for the debate.  He's got a big post debate campaign push lined up in several locations, culminating in a Rally to Restore Religious Freedom in Iowa (where else?).  The field is set, the debates are ready to begin, and maybe things are finally going to get interesting.  

There will be a whole lot more conference room chicken eaten before this thing is over.