Saturday, February 4th, 8:54 AM
Super Bowl Weekend Football Update:
And it all looks over for Blackburn Rovers as they are down 3-1 to Arsenal at half time and have had one man sent off. Van Persie has scored a brace; in both cases Arsenal carved up the Blackburn defense like gumby101 carves up his award winning Bacon Explosion and Van Persie was able to serve up a slice on a freshly baked buttermilk biscuit. He just always seems to be in the right place at the right time, and there is something to be said for that.
At any rate, it seems that Arsenal are on their way to a much needed win as they find themselves sitting in 7th place in the table and Arsene Wenger has come scrutiny for the way he has lead this campaign for what seems to be...
Huh? Excuse me?
Oh. That kind of football.
Um...tomorrow 22 men will step onto a field in a cloud of smoke, salute the emperor, don their gladiatorial armor and pound the stuffing out of each other for about 3 hours or so, maybe more. Some people call this poetry. Madonna is going to sing a couple songs and maybe tell a few jokes at some point, and at her age we hope there are no wardrobe malfunctions but then again she seems to have had some work done/seems to be a vampire so if it does happen it probably won't be so bad. The winner of the game will throw a giant tub of Gatorade on his leader's head, and there will be an obligatory rather expensive champagne shower for everyone.
I am actually looking forward to watching the game (believe it or not). I am pulling for the Giants but betting on the Patriots. How do I sleep at night with a soul so conflicted? Cookies and beer. Lots and lots of cookies and beer. It did in the cookie monster, and if I don't get some help its going to do me in too.
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